Hello this is ron hello who's there i'm talking hello who is this.He took the name metro man defender of metrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble megamind.He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.Have a good day oh I forgot to give you a hug.Get out just go we are through through! because of your actions you scorpion woman.Everyone turn away things are gonna get crazy we're gonna make animal noises.Don't! stop! she's using her nosy reporter skills on your weak willed mind to find out all our secrets.Don't you know I would never say the word fuck I would never fuckin' ever fuckin' say that! ever!.Don't worry about this big black monolith thing that's blocking out the sun.Does santa know that you left the workshop.Discovered by the germans in 1904 they named it san diago which of course in german means a whale's vagina.Did you want to hear me say it i'll say it here it is from the blackest part of my heart I am sorry!.Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here.Did you eat peanut butter or something you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.Dear tiny jesus in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat balled up fists.Dear lord baby jesus or as our brothers to the south call you jesus we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of domino's kfc and the always delicious taco bell. Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant jesus don't even know a word yet just a little infant and so cuddly but still omnipotent.Dad i'm in love i'm in love and I don't care who knows it.Coffee sales are through the roof sir glad to hear it let's rebuild that roof to be even higher! the roof team is on it.Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one than the jackhawk 9000 available at wal mart. Can't wait to see my dad we're gonna go ice skating and eat sugarplums.
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